What a crappy December!

It's been a poxy month so far. I have been working my arse to the bone (again) with bugger all to show for it. Six times this month I have had a day off cancelled because of others not doing their work or they have called in sick. Fucking slackers are getting on my nerves. Some men think that if they sniff twice then they must have the worst case of flu ever and take three days off. Are all men complete wankers? This is a bit of a rant so forgive me. But I am pissed off with some of my colleagues at work. The hours I have put in recently have been a joke.

Well, now I am on holiday until the 8th of January and there is F.A. they can do about it. However, I am supposed to be on a plane now - and that has been delayed because of fog :( I must have been cruel as a child for the man upstairs to shit on me once again. Thank God I am an atheist!

I'm hoping to catch Crutchpiece before I leave. The minibus has been re-arranged to pick us up at 3am so I have a couple of hours or so. Fingers crossed here because I am going to miss her like crazy.

ok - logging off now because this is getting me down. I hear it's 28c and sunny in Tenerife so I hope it stays like that for the next two weeks.

I hope you get to see this sometime kid.

Have a great Christmas with Pete, Miniberk and Midiberk.

Have I told you lately, that I love you? XxX XxX XxX

Another day, another grin

Just for a change, I have been working my bum to the bone lately. And that does not mean I have turned to the dark side Crutchpiece!

Work has been a bit hectic at times and a couple of people in the office have been pissing me off. But I am not going to let that get me down. An Aussie berk has kept me grinning a lot lately. Fuck knows how she does it - I have no idea. My cheekbones have been aching like mad. I called her at her office from the train home the other night. It was about 12.30. The only other people on the train looked like they had been to Christmas piss ups too. Most were asleep or about to fall asleep. Until they heard some drongo announce to the whole train that he goes by the name of Mr Dombrawski. What a dag. Still, it seemed to put a smile on her face. She sounds so much happier at the moment. I think it may be something to do with the fact that she has Midiberk and Miniberk to keep her company. (Whoever would have suspected that Berkism Australias runs in the family?) Midi is completely off her trolley. And Mini goes around wearing a bloody dress covered in boomerangs for Gods sake!

Feeling a little bit tender today. Throat consumed too much alcohol. Head felt it was on a rubber lilo in the ocean on a windy day. Still, who cares? I am in a good mood.

So what else is going on in Slapper's World? errrr Not much really. Apart from taking Sprog to see the quack next week. We have had a chat and I think it is sensible that she goes on the Jack & Jill. She has been with Gimli for the best part of two years now. They will not admit to it - but I'm sure they have been taking precautions whilst committing the deadly sin. However, I would rather if they were going to do it - they did it in a sensible way. Not that I am happy about them doing it at all - but I am just being realistic. Fuck it's hard being a Dad sometimes. I really feel like breaking his legs. Now that would be perfect birth control. However, I would probably lose a few years in prison and one daughter in the process.

That's about it really. Just sitting here, charging my IPOD - listening to some music that has recently found its way here from the Land of Berks.

OK time for bed before my carriage turns into a pumpkin in three minutes.

As you're probably the only muppet that ever reads this drivel - I shall wish you a good night Donna von Berk Archibald Willoughby of the Crutchpiece.

RS XxX