Aussie Berk's Birthday

Life can be funny sometimes. It's not my birthday today - but it almost felt like it was. I sent a card and a little pressie all the way to the other side of the world. Not only did it manage to get there without some Aussie postal thief nicking it - but it actually got there in time! I am still amazed. As well you all know - Australia is made up mainly of thieves, murderers etc so to actually sneak a small parcel through and to find someone over there still in gainful employment to actually deliver said parcel - wow 2 miracles in one.

Anyway enough of all this joviality. I did manage to get through to Rizlablue on the phone (yes, they have these downunder nowadays) to wish her a Happy Birthday. It was good to talk to her actually. As always. It's nice to know that there is someone out there with as sick a sense of humour as I have. Like me, she is a total loon!

I'm really glad that she had a good day. Made me feel kinda warm inside. What a twat I must be? Ah sod it - who cares?

Happy Birthday Crutchpiece!

xxxxx